That’s one phrase for it.

outrageously gorgeous women 1 / ??

                                —Cobie Smulders

outrageously gorgeous women 5 / ??

                                —Cobie Smulders

Worse for her, in order to maximize her influence over Hulk, she has to be nice to Banner, and he milks that just to mess with her head. He’s always bumming a twenty off of her, or asking her to pick him up at the airport, or whatever, and she fantasizes hourly about just poisoning his breakfast once and for all. (x)

(Source: bobbibird)

directorjohnson:

mariahillshield:

[Cuts her eye at ‘her agent’] I’m a little more than your agent, Director Johnson. It’d be unprofessional for you to forget that.

Excuse me, Acting Director Hill, please feel free to continue with whatever it was you were doing before you decided to question my activities. 

[Narrows her eyes before walking off without a word]

directorjohnson:

mariahillshield:

It wouldn’t be the wisest move as my boss to keep me from actually doing my job, Director Johnson.

[Steps to the side and sweeps her arm out] As my agent, please go forth and do your job, Maria. I’m not standing in your way. 

[Cuts her eye at ‘her agent’] I’m a little more than your agent, Director Johnson. It’d be unprofessional for you to forget that.

directorjohnson:

mariahillshield:

Well I actually don’t. [Stands there somewhat defiantly] 

[Clenches her jaw and twitches an eyebrow up] Well, by all means, Maria, I would hate to keep you from being productive. 

It wouldn’t be the wisest move as my boss to keep me from actually doing my job, Director Johnson.

sakaarson:

Hey, I am hilarious.

I bet there’s at least one joke that could make you laugh.

That’s adorable. Go for it.