(Source: laralves)

Maria: …1982 called, Magnum. It wants to know where you parked the Ferarri.
[See? This is what I have to deal with from her.]
Tony: Supercuts called. Your appointment’s on Tuesday.
Maria: That’s it?
Tony: Dismissed.
[My second-in-command. With allies like this, who needs enemies?]
— From Iron Man v5, #4 by Matt Fraction, art by Salvador Larroca
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(Source: mariachillin)

fairestcat:

Maria: Your girl survived a blast that brought down a fifty-story building. And today she was up walking and talking. That’s flat-out miraculous.
Tony: Mm.
[Maria Hill. Deputy Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. She can infuriate me like no one else alive.]
Maria: Seriously. It’s an astonishing recovery.
Tony: And?
Maria: And I bet that in your role as both Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and head of Stark, the lines between them might get blurred sometimes. So as a high-ranking S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, I’m asking the C.E.O. of Stark: when does S.H.I.E.L.D. get this tech?
Tony: It’s private and proprietary Stark technology.
Maria: Director Stark.
Tony: That I’ve paid for out of my own pocket—
Maria: Director Stark.
Tony: —And aside from costing billions of dollars, I absolutely am not going to hand over tech that’s a hop, skip, and a jump away from the Iron Man Project to anyone. It’s proprietary Stark tech and it stays that way.
Maria: You selfish, spoiled—we have real soldiers fighting and dying in real wars with real families that could benefit from this—and you choose to save your secretary?!?
Tony: Two billion dollars, Hill. Two more if you want a suit to go with it. The Iron Man Project is an unrealistic and unfeasible instrument for widespread implementation. Shut the damn door. And I’m sorry Pepper doesn’t meet your personal standards of evaluation for whom I choose to spend that money on—and you don’t get to call her a secretary again.
Maria: You’ve perfected medical miracles that could redefine the modern battlefield—but you’ve only given it to yourself and your girlfriend.
Tony: She’s not my girlfriend. And you don’t get to say that again, either. Anything else?
Maria: …1982 called, Magnum. It wants to know where you parked the Ferarri.
[See? This is what I have to deal with from her.]
Tony: Supercuts called. Your appointment’s on Tuesday.
Maria: That’s it?
Tony: Dismissed.
[My second-in-command. With allies like this, who needs enemies?]

— From Iron Man v5, #4 by Matt Fraction, art by Salvador Larroca

What. Is. That. Banging. Noise?　

(Source: marvelcomedy)

Submission #120

theavengersheadcanons:

Maria Hill had feelings for Coulson. She was too professional to ever act on it, but she may have been the one to take Coulson’s death the hardest.

Submitted by irony-rocks

fiorique:

What’s missing…/

fiorique:

Widow/Hill

arrowsftw:

mariahillshield:

Just don’t, Barton. Weren’t you doing something else? Continue.

Yeah, staring at the white walls. Excuse me. I have dust particles to count.

You do that.

arrowsftw:

mariahillshield:

arrowsftw:

Who me? Not a chirp out of me, ma’am.

Keep it that way.

Or else?

Just don’t, Barton. Weren’t you doing something else? Continue.